Prepare kale: Wash kale thoroughly and remove thick stems. Tear leaves into smaller pieces for easier blending.
Prep other ingredients: If using fresh pineapple, remove skin and core, then cut into chunks. Peel and slice banana. Peel fresh ginger.
Add liquid first: Pour coconut water and almond milk into blender first to help with blending.
Add soft ingredients: Add banana, lime juice, honey (if using), and fresh ginger to the blender.
Add greens: Pack kale leaves into the blender on top of the liquid ingredients.
Add frozen ingredients: Add pineapple chunks and ice (if using fresh fruit).
Blend thoroughly: Start blending on low speed, then gradually increase to high. Blend for 60-90 seconds until completely smooth and no kale pieces remain.
Check consistency: Add more liquid if too thick, or more ice if too thin. Blend again briefly.
Serve immediately: Pour into glasses and garnish with fresh mint leaves, chia seeds, or a pineapple wedge if desired.